Wisconsin Sports Reports 4/16/18
Well it was a slow day in the state as we were all snowed the fuck in and were thrusted back into the seasonal depression which apparently now extends to late April. The Brewers were the only team in action tonight as they got shit on by the now three win Reds. Milwaukee couldn’t muster a run until a four run seventh inning but by that point it was all over. Brett Suter started the game and only gave up three of the runs through five. Then comes in Oliver Drake who, in the corse of a single inning gave up SIX FUCKING RUNS! It wasn’t even homeruns. Six hits through the inning and we left him out there to just get fucking shelled. I think we’re gunna need a quicker trigger on some of these bullpen guys because it seems as though, sometimes Craigers could let the leash go a bit too long. The only entertaining part of the game was Jorge Lopez almost sending one to the seats in the seventh to plate a pair of runners on a double and scoring himself. Game two is tomorrow as we are throwing Guerra who was dealing last game to face Sal Romano who has given up sixteen hits in his first fifteen and a third this year.