Hurry, list your top 3 ways to wake up in the morning from 3 to 1. GO!!
3. Email/Phone call that class/school is cancelled.
2. Not Hungover.
1. Your 22-year-old superstar, who’s leading the NBA in points per game and also the early season MVP race, says he’s never going to leave and play as many more years as he can for the city, bringing your team multiple rings and accolades.
Giannis saying that Wisconsin is the best NBA city to live in is a gift dropped straight from the Gods right down to the doorstep of every Wisconsinite out there. It’s better than a $5 Hot and Ready at 2 am after a long night out. It’s better than your long lasted crush saying she has feelings for you too. It’s better than a God damn hot mug of cocoa after a day of playing in the snow.
You can’t beat the feeling of loyalty and love you feel when famous celebrities say they want to represent you more than anyone else in the World. That’s exactly what Giannis is giving the people of Wisconsin with this statement, and he absolutely knows all of us fans are going to back him up and cheer for his every move for as long as he lives on this planet. We’re all in it together for the ups, downs, and every step of this long run the Bucks and us, the fans, are about to take on the trip to not 1, not 2, not 3, but how ever many championships we fucking want.
We literally have the modern day Tim Duncan in Giannis. He loves the city that drafted him and worked with him to become a MVP caliber talent before he’s even in his basketball prime; he’d rather live in a small market with a loyal fan base and the closest teammates/friends than the lights and fame of big cities with fair weather fans; and he’d rather show up everyday ready to play basketball the right way in a hard nosed, share the rock, grind on defense, and make any play you can for the benefit of your team style of play. The only thing that’s different is Timmy D was calculating angles off the backboard to drop in smooth turnaround banks from anywhere on the court, while our boy Giannis will make you look like a preschooler while he ends your life and existence on Earth with dunks from the stratosphere.
As Bucks fans and Wisconsinites, we have been absolutely blessed with Giannis Antetokounmpo. There’s no other way to describe it. Don’t take him for granted, and be prepared to watch this beauty for the next 15 years plus…
GET OFF ME
DON’T JUMP BOI
I’m unbelievably amped at 10:00 in an archaeology class on Friday morning. Give me the Bucks game now. Better tune in tonight at 6 vs the Pistons because you better believe Giannis is going to do something special.