There’s a Guy Stealing My Boxers: Part 2

The Facts:

As you can imagine by my simple lifestyle, I wear Hanes, one solid color, men’s regular boxers for the most part with a few American Eagle designed ones thrown into the mix.  About 2 or 3 weeks ago, I was starting to have to do laundry every 2 or so days because I was running out of clean boxers to put on.  I could only find two pairs of my boxers in my room; one plain colored Hanes pair and one plaid American Eagle pair.  I checked with my roommates to see if our laundry had been mixed up by accident.  Nope.  I checked at my girlfriends place to see if I had left a pair there (humble brag).  Nope (never mind).  I checked my sports locker to see if I had switched them out for a pair of compression shorts.  Nope.  7-8 pairs of perfectly good boxers were just gone in the wind without a trace.

Now at about this same time period, maybe a week or so earlier, this camper shows up in our neighborhood.  Mind you we live in a neighborhood where there’s already been 3 shootings on our street this school year, yet we still live next door to a college campus.  All the neighbors just assume that someone couldn’t find a place to park, and they were just leaving it there for the night until they made some room for it.  Wrong again.  Within the next few days, the camper is parked directly outside my bedroom window on the street and an old man emerges everyday to hang out under his awning or just sit in his front seat rippin’ darts while reading the paper ever since.  The camper occasionally moves around the street a little bit depending on the parking, but this guy primarily lives in his camper with a perfect view into my bedroom.  Luckily for me, my blind doesn’t close all the way, so I get to watch him watch me sleep all night.  About a week and a half ago, I had to go to Walmart and buy a 6 pack of Hanes, black and grey shades, because doing laundry that many times a week was painful to say the least.  Since then, one more pair of the newly bought stash has disappeared, leaving me with 5 of those and my 2 original pairs.

(Video taken the morning of 10/19/17)

Part 3: The Theory and The Plan, coming out later today…


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