I am a living, breathing chode, you don’t even need to ask, you know where the beef is at. Being short obviously has its setback, like women being taller than me, but I’m a godly little spoon. So all of you are probably wondering who this sexy beast is, and he goes by the name of Jeremiah Wait. I come from a very hick town in western Wisconsin called Colfax, that is said to be “in the middle of the equator and the north pole,” so that’s kind of a big deal as Ron Burgundy would say. I didn’t fall into the trap of having a big truck like my fellow short brothers, because I didn’t need to compensate for anything (you know what I mean.) Besides coming from a town where everyone knew everything about you, your family, and anything that you ever did in life, I have a twin sister (no, thank goodness she doesn’t look like me or she wouldn’t get very far in life), three older sisters that have provided me with 4 amazing nephews and 3 amazing nieces, and two loving parents that have always been there for me. No, I didn’t sleep with my sisters like some of the other guys in hick towns around me for those of you who were wondering. Enough of the lovey dovey stuff (definitely was for any of the ladies out there reading this), so a little more about me. Like my partner on here Connor Wears, I also play football for the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse. Yes, I know what everyone’s thinking, your like back-up long snapper or some crap. No, I actually have a “real” football position, as I am a corner back. Right now, I’m first team all conference IR, so no biggie (same thing as redshirting, except we don’t get paid in D3 so they had to come up with another name for it). I am a huge Green Bay Packers fan, and my day literally resides on if they win or not. I’m also a very big Wisconsin Badgers, Minnesota Timberwolves, and Minnesota Twins fan. My hobbies include: having my hand in my pants, watching sports (football, baseball, basketball), getting SWOL, and having a good time with friends, and hitting on girls (aka, Jill, my right hand). Definitely a very social person, so if you’re a lady out there trying to hit me up, I don’t mind if you call me daddy, but I will NOT help you with your daddy issues. Make sure to give the good ole Twitter handle of @mrfootballwait a follow, or my very original Instagram name of jeremiahwait, and @tapdownsports on Twitter and Instagram!
Love, Jere 😉