The Cubbies are calling up their beautiful mess they have in Kyle Scwarber. Schwarber was sent down to Triple A ball after batting an astounding .171 through the team’s first 64 games. In his 11 game minor league stint in Iowa, Kyle belted 4 homers and batted .343. Manager Joe Madden even hinted toward Scwarber moving back to the lead off spot. The Chubbies are still 3 and a half games back of my Brewers in the Central and need something or someone to light a fire under their asses if they want to make it back to the postseason.