Vince Biegel Picked by Packers in 4th Round

I fucking LOVE it.  The mullet, the name, the number, the disregard for personal safety, his height, the explosiveness and his fiancé is hot AF.

The pass rush for the Packers was a major weak spot.  While I’m not convinced it would’ve won the Atlanta game, I am certain it would’ve really helped in the Dallas game.  That game was WAY too close for a guy like me who may or may not have a little extra weight around the gut area, I was a bit too close to a heart attack for comfort.  If Clay Matthews and Peppers would’ve decided to even show up that whole season we probably would’ve added at least three wins to the season. Vince will undoubtedly help with that part of their defense.

A lot of people say that Vince was the second best to T.J. Watt, but I have always been team Vince Biegel.  This may be a take that pisses off some UW fans, but JJ Watt is a loser, he’s an amazing player when he’s healthy, but personality wise he’s a complete loser.  Since T.J. has the same blood as JJ there’s about a 86.4% chance that T.J. is the same person as JJ, who again is a complete LOSER.  Since I haven’t even looked at the actual stats, I’m going to say that Vince had a better season than T.J. again I’m only referencing the games I was able to watch.

I think I need to let everyone know, I honestly do not hate JJ and TJ despite what you’ve read on this blog.  They obviously are both really good football players.  I was about 3 dollars away from buying a JJ jersey only a couple of months ago and I’d still buy one if the price was right.  I might be too loyal to UW Madison, especially when I don’t have it in me to hate anyone who has attended a school that I didn’t even have a chance to be a student at.

Football is a mental game, you know it, I know it, you know that I know it, I know that you know it. Vince Biegel just has that “je ne sais quoi” that I simply do not see in another edge rusher available in the draft.  As far as I’m concerned, Vince Biegel will be better than Clay Matthews this 2017 season within one and a half games. You can mark my words right now, Vince will have 3.5 sacks, 2 tackles for a loss and one forced fumble in the Super Bowl. Make sure your calendar is open on February 4th, 2018, because the Packers are going to absolutely embarrass the Patriots in a 42-17 win.

Some proof that Biegel has an absolute SMOKE of a fiancé.

She caught the cutest little shark 🎣😎

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We caught dinner! 😋🐟

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What a hottie.

-Dude (Already putting out fuckin content)


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