I wish I could’ve posted the whole video, but our funding doesn’t provide that high tech level of technology. Hint. Hint.
Anyway, Tiger’s pitcher Matthew Boyd thought he had the kahunas to throw a pitch behind 6’4″, 260 lbs slugger Miguel Sano. Sano is a big man. I mean we’re about a guy I would probably take in a fight over a grizzly bear. Like the Revenant, but the grizzly is DiCaprio. I was going to let Boyd have the benefit of the doubt in that he plays in Detroit so he’s definitely seen some shit. But then he let his catcher, who tried to stop Sano from coming at him take a punch. By the way, the catcher still had his mask on…fucking bad ass. Boyd deserved to get ejected. Go Twins. World Series or bust.
-The D3 Long Snapper